If you're also into death metal, Satanic sabbats and graphic insanity, then Adult Swim's Mr. Pickles is your best friend. In "Tommy Goes To School", Tommy has to work his way up the social pyramid, from a nobody to a freak, then nerds to Goths, and so forth. The weeping darklings are interrupted by the Headbangers, "We're better than Goths!"

First graders, and already non-stop Goths.